Hey ho: Come to Art Happy Hour this Wednesday, May 13, 4 to 7 pm

Bedlam Theatre
1501 S. 6th St. (on the West Bank), Mpls
(Phone:  6123411038)

Art Happy Hour (est. 2008) is known for being a relaxing good time, and a chance for your to mingle, over drinks, with your fellow local artists, arts writers, arts organizers, museum professionals, filmmakers, screenwriters, theater artists, and other art scenesters of all ages!

As promised, this (May) Art Happy Hour features many good things, including:

• Food and drink specials

• An Art Trivia contest

• Fabulous prizes

• A very special guest

And for all you green Happy-hourians, the Bedlam Theatre has informed Art Happy Hour HQ that, just in time for Bike Walk Week, 10 brand new bike racks have been installed outside the theatre. This makes a previous easy-to-reach venue that much more convenient to get to.

Also, please note that following the Art Happy Hour, the Bedlam will be presenting, at 8 pm, the 8th Annual Bedlam Community 10 Minute Play Festival. Tickets are $10 per set!

To learn more, please visit www.bedlamtheatre.

All are welcome!

1.

I recently submitted to Andy Sturdevant’s fantastic and ever-entertaining blog, Southtwelfth, a Kentucky Derby-day cocktail recipe called The Bruitist Manifesto. I present the recipe here (cleaned of typos and slightly clarified) for your Art Happy enjoyment:

The Bruitist Manifesto

1. Ponder a confusion of noises, colours and spiritual rhythms.
2. Play your favorite recording of the essence of a tramcar with the yawns of Mr Smith and the shriek of brakes.
3. Order vermouth from a club in Berlin which you can join without any obligations (if preferable, you may consider clubs in Honolulu as well as New Orleans and Meseritz).
4. Now, as you are bound by no frontier, religion or profession, pour into a cocktail shaker several peace congresses, scuffles in the vegetable markets, social get-togethers, etc., etc.
5. Pause to read the paper as the Balkan express crosses the Nisch bridge and a pig squeals in the cellar of Mr Bones the butcher.
6. Add several jiggers of bourbon and, as bitters, several dashes of the unrequited tears of a novitiate of the order of Carmelite nuns. Shake well.
7. Recite in a foreign accent: “Down with the anaemic abstraction of Expressionism! Down with the literary hollow-heads and their theories for improving the world! Long live Dadaism in word and image! Long live the Dada events of this world! To be against this manifesto is to be a Dadaist!”
8. Pour into a rocks glass. Garnish with a page from a Proust novel. Enjoy.

2.

Reminder: The next Art Happy Hour takes place on May 13, at the Bedlam Theatre, 4 to 7 pm.
Includes: Art Trivia contest (with prizes).
Note: Art Happy trivia hints starting today, May 1, on Twitter.

3.

Save the date — June 3 — for the next Art Happy combine: “Stuck in Right Field” – An artists event at the Metrodome.

Stay tuned (to http://www.arthappyhour.com/; to “Art HappyHour” on Facebook; to /ArtHappyHour on Twitter) for the deets about when and where to meet up with your fellow baseball (and hotdog)-loving artists!

And please don’t forget: Down with the literary hollow-heads and their theories for improving the world!

Come on, people! Why are we letting a little doom and gloom get us all, um, gloomy and doomy?
Sure we’ve got lemons galore, but that never stopped Thomas Jefferson from making vodka lemonade!

In other words, come to Art Happy Hour! Where else can you mingle, in relaxed and fun surroundings, with artists, arts writers, arts organizers, museum professionals, filmmakers, screenwriters, theater artists, and other art scenesters of all age?

At the Fabulous Bedlam Theatre – Wednesday, May 13 – 4 to 7 pm

May’s Art Happy Hour features:

• Food and drink specials

• An Art Trivia contest

• Fabulous prizes

• A very special guest

Plus, advance information about two special Art Happy Hour June events!

(Here’s a hint about one of them):

All are welcome!